18 Times Nicole Kidman Completely Ran Out Of Fucks To Give

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When she told Giada De Laurentiis that her pizza was “a little tough” on Ellen — after Giada had called her “the woman who can’t cook.”

When she told Giada De Laurentiis that her pizza was "a little tough" on Ellen — after Giada had called her "the woman who can't cook."

“I know you're not meant to criticize, but it's a little tough,” she said, pulling the bite out of her mouth.

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When she revealed that her hidden talent is eating bugs, and proceeded to eat a whole bunch of live insects on camera.

When she revealed that her hidden talent is eating bugs, and proceeded to eat a whole bunch of live insects on camera.

“I'm telling you. I'd win Survivor.”

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When she revealed that she’s kinda, sorta named after an elephant her parents liked at the zoo.

When she revealed that she's kinda, sorta named after an elephant her parents liked at the zoo.

She was born in Hawaii and her Hawaiian name is Hokulani, after an elephant at the Honolulu Zoo.

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When she did a very dramatic reading of “Wannabe” by the Spice Girls.

When she did a very dramatic reading of "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls.

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When Stephen Colbert tried to bring up the movie they did together, and Nicole had zero recollection of him being there.

When Stephen Colbert tried to bring up the movie they did together, and Nicole had zero recollection of him being there.

“I actually did forget, but…”

CBS

When she showed the world her Patented Clapping Style™ at the Oscars:

When she showed the world her Patented Clapping Style™ at the Oscars:

ABC

…and then shut Andy Cohen down on live TV when he tried to ask about it.

...and then shut Andy Cohen down on live TV when he tried to ask about it.

“I wish that there [were] more important things to be concerned about…” she said.

CNN

When she kissed Alexander Skarsgård on the lips in front of the whole world — and also in front of her husband.

When she kissed Alexander Skarsgård on the lips in front of the whole world — and also in front of her husband.

Look at Keith, just clapping for 'em!

CBS

When she called out Jimmy Fallon for the terrible date they had together many years ago.

When she called out Jimmy Fallon for the terrible date they had together many years ago.

“And you wouldn't talk. You didn't say anything. You were like, 'Hey, mhmm, mhmm.'… And then you put a video game on or something, and I'm like, 'This is so bad!'”

NBC

And when she came back on his show a second time, and cut right through the bullshit: “I so didn’t want to come back.”

And when she came back on his show a second time, and cut right through the bullshit: "I so didn't want to come back."

“I'm in a new movie, Lion, so that's why I'm here.”

NBC

When she joked that she’s never gone on Jimmy Kimmel’s show before because he’s “not classy” and “fucking sucks.”

When she joked that she's never gone on Jimmy Kimmel's show before because he's "not classy" and "fucking sucks."

ABC

…And then (jokingly) revealed that she’s a kleptomaniac who stole a bunch of stuff backstage: “Since I was a little girl, I have had a problem. I steal.”

...And then (jokingly) revealed that she's a kleptomaniac who stole a bunch of stuff backstage: "Since I was a little girl, I have had a problem. I steal."

“I'm a kleptomaniac. Little things. Not important things.”

ABC

When she did a Hamilton lip sync video with the kids on set of The Beguiled.

When she did a Hamilton lip sync video with the kids on set of The Beguiled.

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And when she had the perfect, ~slightly~ shady answer to the question, “Were you a fan of Keith’s before you met?”

And when she had the perfect, ~slightly~ shady answer to the question, "Were you a fan of Keith's before you met?"

“Uh…well. I didn't know him, so I couldn't really be a fan.”

Vogue

When she explained how she gets the kids to go away when she and Keith wanna have sex.

When she explained how she gets the kids to go away when she and Keith wanna have sex.

“[We tell them] Mommy and Daddy need to have kissy-kissy time.”

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And finally, when she had this delightfully shady response when an interviewer asked who he’d play in a movie.

And finally, when she had this delightfully shady response when an interviewer asked who he'd play in a movie.

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