Jeff Goldblum Is, Somehow, 65 Years Old

Jeff Goldblum is many things, but “mere mortal” is not one of them.

Hello and welcome. I am here today to blow your mind with some simple math. This is Jeffrey Lynn Goldblum, who you probably know simply as Jeff Goldblum, Hottest And Most Charming Man Alive:

Hello and welcome. I am here today to blow your mind with some simple math. This is Jeffrey Lynn Goldblum, who you probably know simply as Jeff Goldblum, Hottest And Most Charming Man Alive:

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Jeffrey Lynn Goldblum was born on October 22, 1952. Now, if you don’t have a calculator on hand, allow me to save you some precious time. By my calculations, that makes our beloved Jeffrey Lynn 65 years old.

Jeffrey Lynn Goldblum was born on October 22, 1952. Now, if you don't have a calculator on hand, allow me to save you some precious time. By my calculations, that makes our beloved Jeffrey Lynn 65 years old.

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Look, 65 is not necessarily “old,” however, there is no way in hell THIS MAN is 65 years old.

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Perhaps he is a wizard, an otherworldly being who’s used magic to halt the aging process.

Perhaps he is a wizard, an otherworldly being who's used magic to halt the aging process.

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Perhaps he is simply one of those Ageless Ovary Destroyers, sent here to destroy ovaries and look real good doing it.

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Whatever he is, however this non-mortal identifies, he is currently 65 human years old, and that is insane.

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