Okay, I Officially Stan Jennifer Garner's Son!!!!!!!!!

Fart king!

Before Ben Affleck had a back tattoo and the entire world went to shit, he and Jennifer Garner procreated and had three children together!

Before Ben Affleck had a back tattoo and the entire world went to shit, he and Jennifer Garner procreated and had three children together!

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One of them is named Sam*, the youngest child, and he is my new hero!!!

One of them is named Sam*, the youngest child, and he is my new hero!!!

*This is not actually Sam. This is a morph thing.

Morph Site

Why you ask? Because he’s learning how to spell and it turns out…

Why you ask? Because he's learning how to spell and it turns out...

Instagram: @jennifer

…HE LOVES FARTS.

Instagram: @jennifer

Turns out he has loved farts since at least November, early in his writing practice days!

Instagram: @jennifer

Finally, someone says it!

Finally, someone says it!

Instagram: @jennifer

I.

I.

Instagram: @jennifer

STAN.

STAN.

Instagram: @jennifer

And I take these hashtags on Jennifer’s Instagram post to mean that she ALSO loves farts. Which I appreciate!

And I take these hashtags on Jennifer's Instagram post to mean that she ALSO loves farts. Which I appreciate!

Instagram: @jennifer

So yeah, I would say that Sam is my favorite of the Affleck/Garner children. But actually, tied for first is Seraphina, who knitted her mom this giant scarf that I am obsessed with!

So yeah, I would say that Sam is my favorite of the Affleck/Garner children. But actually, tied for first is Seraphina, who knitted her mom this giant scarf that I am obsessed with!

Instagram: @jennifer

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